Panty hose! Yuck, yuck; the bane of my dating years. These were invented by The Roman Catholic Church, as an upgrade to chastity belts. The only thing worse were those old bra-slips. You could fight all over the front seat and not get one finger near those soft, warm breasts. The girls would laugh their asses off comparing notes back in their dorm rooms. Far from today, when they strip before the evening even dims.