Well, I believe it's spot on, but let's look at something here. First, look at your moniker. A moniker is supposed to be a personal identification, and as you pick it yourself, it's your personal view of yourself. In other words, even YOU believe you're a bodily waste. Second, the fact I have you coming to a week-old board truly evidences the fact I am dominating you; as obsession is a known attribute of those unable to accept the fact they've been bettered. What more must I say?
It's obvious what happened to your chicken, "Speech" . . . you choked it. Same as always--it's your only option as no other person would want to be with you.