Whose freak'n dumb fug idea was it to use Nair on that otherwise gorgeous crack? After you've blown yer wad, could you open er up; put your mouth in real tight, blow er full of air, then play Yankee Doodle with her lips as the air leaks out. Don't get it? Think of making a baloon "sing" in yer youth. Besides, her puss will love the blow job!