Standards 1

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Apr 11, 2003

OVER THE YEARS, VW HAS DONE HEROIC STUFF. YOU HAVE TRANSFORMED VOYEURISM FROM SOMETHING TWISTED AND DIRTY TO SOMETHING GLORIOUS AND DIRTY. YOU HAVE LIBERATED PHOTOS OF EXHIBITIONIST HOUSEWIVES FROM HE SOCK DRAWER AND PASTED THEM ON THE BRIGHT, GLOWING WEB. ON THESE FRONTS, KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK. BUT, ALAS, ON OTHER FRONTS, YOUR TASTES HAVE GONE TRENDY AND LIMP. YOU PORTRAY YOUNG LADIES BLOATED WITH SILICONE. YOU NEED TO BAN BALLOONS, BEFORE THE POOR THINGS EXPLODE. YOU ALLOW FACES DISFIGURED BY BLACK BARS OR ELECTRONIC FUZZ. GIRLS, WHO WON'T STAND UP AND PROCLAIM THOSE ARE MY KNOCKERS, DO NOT BELONG ON VOYUERWEB. WORST OF ALL, YOU TOLERATE SHAVED PUSSIES. GIRLS, PRESENTING US WITH A SMOOTH, WHITE MOUND SLASHED UP THE MIDDLE, LOOK LIKE THEY'RE HEADED FOR THE OPERATING ROOM. YOUR NECESSARY STANDARDS ARE CLEAR - WOMEN WHO ARE REAL WOMEN: HEAVILY BUSHED, BOSOMS DANGLING AND SWINGING, FACES UNDISFIGURED, SMILING AND PROUD. BELOW ARE PORTRAITS, TAKEN OVER THE YEARS, OF A WOMAN WHO FITS THE STANDARDS MAGNIFICENTLY.