*JO Apple Core
Aug 25, 2001
I was trying to think of a way that hard core could be made classy. I played on the word "core" and came up with "apple core". I've seen zucchinis, cue balls, bottles, carrots, riding crops, dildos, corn cobs, mobile phones and just about every thing else shoved into all sorts of orifices on this site so I thought "OK I'll give it a go from a male perspective". Ingredients - One full moon, One Pink Lady apple hollowed out, and a shocked wife who thought I was going to cut up the apple and serve it too her on a plate. I must admit I felt a bit weird walking over naked with an apple on my cock, and I was a bit worried about the teeth taking more than the apple. It turned out a good laugh. There is absolutely no point hurling at me as I havedone it to myself thoroughly already. Oh yeah, afterwards I rinsed the apple under the tap, cut it up, and we ate it like normal everyday people.
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