Chynagrrl: Hot Tubbin

Posted by: Chynagrrl

Jun 4, 2005

Chynagrrl: Hot Tubbin Recipe for a lost weekend: Take one long weekend and add ocean view hot tub. Peel clothing from one Chynagrrl and place nekkid in tub to simmer. Marinate with liberal amounts of champagne. Check with finger that temperature is correct. Gently stir Chynagrrl until passion starts to rise. Use tongue to taste test and marinate with more champagne as required. When passion reached red-hot place Chynagrrl on large skewer in centre of tub and wrap legs appropriately for presentation purposes. Stir in counter clockwise motion until desire effect is reached. Chynagrrl will emit large gasp and shudder when fully cooked. Inject with icing. Repeat as often as required over next 48 to 72 hours. Be sure to lick bowl when done. Please remember to vote and comment. Kisses Chynagrrl