M* The One-eyed Trouser Snake

Posted by: Tim Truluck

Oct 19, 1999

It was a sunny spring afternoon in Sunny South Africa and I was soaking up the warmth in my backyard. Suddenly I heard my sexy blonde 30-something neighbor talking and moving around her backyard. I had caught sight of her last summer sunbathing topless next her to he plunge pool but hadn't had the chance to get her on film (be patient, I'm sure I can shots of her for you soon). While she was talking I remembered her body and suddenly felt something stirring in my shorts. Looking down I saw the one-eyed trouser snake trying to get some sunlight as well. Grabbing the digital camera from inside before he could get too excited, I set it up in the hope of catching him in action. I could feel him sliding along my inner thigh and so I helped him out and played with him awhile, but he got too excited and drooled a bit. It was time for a quick wipe and I put him back where he belongs. I'm sure that Richard Attenborough wouldn't be too interested in these shots, but I am sure that some of your lady readers and a few select men might like to have a look. If you like, tell me and I might try and get him to come out again - this time in a different setting.