LUV that back and muscular legs. My wife and I could put your strength to good use. Here is a short list of your chores: shovel snow off the driveway, cut firewood and stack, bring home the water softener salt, mowe the half acre lawn, change the king sized fitted sheets; MORE UPON ARRIVAL. Please be our wife? I'd also love to llay my head on your lap during the evening news. Say YES!
Bart: Back dat ass!