I wanna douche! Please, fill 'er up with ethyl and clean that mother out. Douching is a lost art. See if you can hold it, then pretend that you "squirt" all over his dick, underpants, socks, and shoes; a real GUSHER! A smoothy in the douche bag would feel good down here in south Florida. I will drink from the well with a straw.
Damon: You are lovely all around baby girl!