Hey, 3rd ager, why don't you show everyone how it's done then? When are YOU going to post some pictures? ! Because you'll actually have to get a woman first.
No, fancy pants, it would be some GUY giving you a BJ. Oh, Don Limpio, the fact that you're paying attention to the room instead of the naked woman kinda says something is wrong with your values.
Damon: Let's get dirty!