Yb Hiheels Principal

Posted by: joe l

Nov 3, 2002

Welcome to the 2002 issue of the VW Yearbook, where you can see many of your favorites from the VW campus, includingteachers, administrators, and staff members. Browse through it with us, and see what we've been up to lately! Principal Hiheels is a true leader, devoting long hours to providing a better learning atmosphere for students and a fun work environment for staff. Principal Hiheels is kind, yet firm in all the right areas. Her discipline program works to ensure the students are respectful of each other and of the staff. A line of students often forms outside her closed doors, waiting for their measure of discipline and listening to the sounds of disciplinary moans from the others. Students Michelle, Samantha & Lacy (her favorite Canadian exchange student) are regular fixtures in Principal Hiheels office. While Principal Hiheels' techniques often vary, rumors of her use of the "vibrating rabbit" (while the student is required to keep hands firmly at their sides) is legendary. Should the student move their hands during "buzzing bunny" action, they are made to give an additional oral presentation to Principal Hiheels. Always the proper dresser, Principal Hiheels wears dresses or skirts every day, and never pants (or panties). She encourages this same dress code for all her female staff members, as it improves morale throughout the campus. Principal Hiheels personally leads all staff meetings, frequently including demonstrations of her discipline techniques so other staff members can understand and apply similar techniques. Often the entire staff meeting is given over to practicing disciplinary methods. Sex Ed Teacher Ms.Dee is constantly volunteering to be made an example of at the meetings (she is so devoted!). The Theatre Arts Teacher, CutiePi, contributes by helping to determine if someone is acting or faking during discipline, and then illustrating how to overcum that acting and turn it into a real experience. Although Hiheels is a strong disciplinarian, she is fair minded & can often be seen (or heard) giving "oral" praise to an appreciative student or faculty member. Principal Hiheels has made her campus the leading Institution it is today, and it is no wonder she is often said to be "The Best Hands-On Disciplinarian and Orally Talented Principal". Enjoy your new yearbook, and please don't forget to sign our memory pages!