you need to lay off the sugar as much as possible, you are on the verge of becoming fat. You are already too overweight to take your clothes off as it is!
BobbiJo, your wish is my command. I will gladly lick all of that whipped cream from every inch of your sweet body! I will not stop with the cream. Hopefully you will produce some cream of your own to lap up.
Damon: On you my dear not in your mouth!