Yb Ms. Merci Vw School Librarian

Posted by: Merci & Cam

Nov 24, 2002

Welcome to the 2002 issue of the VW Yearbook, where you can see many of your favorites from the VW campus, including teachers, administrators, and staff members. Browse through it with us, and see what we've been up to lately! Ms. Merci is the VW School Librarian. Her friendly manner is reinforced with her resolve to keep order in the Library. Should some of the rowdy boys like Kate, Asher, or Jerry start to raise their voices, Ms. Merci merely raises her skirt to silence them. When the cheerleading co-captains (some say bi-captains) Nikki~ and Nina practice cheers on the tables, Ms. Merci merely reminds them that they should keep the noise to a minimum and, by the way, they look cute with no panties. Some students need help in the library, and Ms. Merci often goes out of her way to assist them. She willingly helps students like valedictorian ~Lara~, School Queen Nicki, and chemistry whiz Dragon Princess to find books and prepare for oral quizzes in Ms. Dee’s sex education classes. Even the less than stellar students like Truancy Queen Rose and Bad girls Celeste, Dela and Giselle come to Ms Merci for some special research opportunities. Running the library is a tough business and that means people with overdue books need to learn a lesson. Each and every person with an over due book is called into her office and, with the door closed, and given a lengthy tongue lashing. (Track star Meg is the biggest over due book offender). Ms Merci’s involvement with the school isn’t limited to just the students and conduct in the Library. She has a wonderful relationship with all the staff at the school. She is often found in the company of Coach Cherokee, learning the fine art of ball control and how to score. Coach Cherokee has taken a special interest in developing Ms. Merci’s skills and trying to recruit her for her own private special team. Coach Heide and Coach Francesca often join them in the showers after a workout and the giggles can be heard throughout the locker room. Ms. Merci gets special bi-linquistical instruction from English Teacher Supergal. Both Home Economics teachers, Ms. Denice and Ms. Lauren get together with Ms. Merci during lunch and can be found sampling each others delicacies in the back of the Home Ec room. Physical Science teacher Mr. Thundercloud is often in the library checking out new science books and conducting experiments with Ms. Merci in the back of the library. The Orchestra Instructor Ms. OHwife and Art Teacher Ms.BZ often include Ms. Merci in their cultural expansion programs. There are still pictures floating around of Ms. Merci, fully body painted by Ms.BZ and dancing a head hula while Ms.OHwife and her band student Sam played along. Under Ms. Merci's gentle hands and talented tongue ummm lashings, the library has become a popular place, leading to her being voted "Most Likely to be Checked Out More Often Than the Books”. Enjoy your new yearbook, and please don't forget to sign our memory pages! Equipment: Nikon D1, 18-35mm Nikkor lens, SB-28 Speedflash, sexy librarian