You know, "ddmailman," most of us wouldn't know how to make that comparison . . . because unlike YOU, we don't spend our time looking at the asses on livestock. Guess you must get REALLY lonely to have to look for action in the barnyard. Then again, I guess when you have no chance at human women, you'll take anything that's left.
Lighten up, Danny boy. She's a pig; you know it, I know it, and the rest of the viewers know it. No matter how much you stand up for her, it doesn't change the facts.
Bart: Oh yes! Ride the pony!